With My Mind on My Money and My Money on My Mind

 

Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gay dudes) I know you where disappointed that I found a hot babe and can no longer be auctioned off. BUT I have some great news… WIN A DATE WITH AN SEO IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!

The SEO who most resembles k-Fed:

has agreed to take my place and deliver an amazing night to the lucky winner. He’s single, he’s hot, he’s Rockyfied, his douche factor is even LOWER THAN MINE.

This is not a joke, Joe really agreed to do the contest. Really. I bet you were wishing it was Cameron or Guillaume.

And as an added bonus, I have decided to be the main camera man to capture the antics!

Oh man this is gonna be good!!! Comment with all your questions, concerns, ideas, and just to show JOE some love. Because who knows, you might just be the lucky guy girl who wins a date with this handsome SEO cowboy!


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30 Responses to “WHO WANTS TO DATE AN SEO IS BACK!!”


  1. Rebecca Kelley Says:

    I think it’s pretty sweet that my beautiful, gorgeous face didn’t get graffiti’d in that photo.

    Also, if Joe Whyte is planning on wining and dining his date at Taco Bell then he’s gonna have ladies lining up around the block to win a date with him. Chalupas FTW!


  2. Skorp Says:

    Dude. Is that a bottle of antibiotics next to the half-eaten Taco Bell? Sick….


  3. Jon Says:

    OOOOOOOH!!!!

    I want to win a date with Joe!!!


  4. Joe Whyte Says:

    NO your a guy dude!!!

    NO GUYS ALLOWED!!


  5. Chris Hooley Says:

    actually, guys are allowed Joe. Sorry!


  6. Jenny Says:

    The girls here at TLB wanna play….


  7. Joe Whyte Says:

    OOOHhhhhhh Helllla naaaaa.

    NO GUYS ALLOWED. I LIKE WOMEN. I HAVE BEEN TOM FOOLERIED


  8. Lisa Barone Says:

    Um, whatever. I think I should get credit for suggesting this whole idea in the first place!


  9. Chris Hooley Says:

    You get the credit babe! IT WAS LISA’S IDEA!


  10. Tamar Weinberg Says:

    That’s because Lisa wants him!!!!


  11. Sarah Benmaza Says:

    Jo really needs a girlfriend who can take care of him and interior decoration.. See the interior decoration of his room…


  12. Joe Whyte Says:

    then bring more traffic to this page


  13. ashwin Says:

    Haha thats funny!!!


  14. Rae Says:

    How old is Joe? Cause, that REALLY makes a difference as to whether or not I enter. LMAO!!


  15. Rae Says:

    Oh, and if I win the date, since Lisa wants him… the date sooooo has to start off by leaving her in a lobby before we go.


  16. Joe Whyte Says:

    I’m 26


  17. Joe Whyte Says:

    I am entering myself into this contest chris!!!

    I am driving traffic to this post like crazy today.

    Joe


  18. KrazyKorean Says:

    Does this Joe Whyte Like Korean Boys?


  19. Rae Says:

    Well, that puts me out ;-) – I’ll still give this some link love today though ;-)


  20. Lisa Barone Says:

    Whatever, Rae, don’t pretend Joe’s age has anything to do with why you won’t date him. We all know you better than that. :P


  21. Rae Says:

    Dude, I’ve sworn off little boys under 28 ;-)


  22. Jenny Says:

    Can a pregnant girl win? LOL…


  23. Snoop Bloggy Blog Says:

    Back off, He’s ALL mine!! I’m going to win this shit.


  24. Lisa Ditlefsen Says:

    ha ha I love the bed photo….classy…

    ohh can you bring him over to London for the date?


  25. Micheal Says:

    Hey…Joe’s got good teeth! Is he coming to SES??


  26. Janet Says:

    Is he still waiting for a date? lol


  27. Marielle Whyte Says:

    Wow, win a date with Joe Whyte?!?!? Can I get on the list?? After all, I am his wife!!! No, really I am!! Can’t wait to see the antics unfold on this one….


  28. Michelle Says:

    EWWW GROSS…THIS GUY IS NOT SEXY AT ALL. WHAT A LOSER! IT’S REALLY SAD WHEN YOU ARE SO UGLY YOU HAVE TO RESULT TO WINNING A DATE ONLINE TO GET CHICKS. HE LOOKS LIKE MR PRETZEL WITH POT BELLY AND HAIRY NIPPLES.

    I WOULD PAY NOT TO DATE THIS GUY! SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE!!!! RAH RAH RAH…SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE…RAH RAH RAH


  29. gabs Says:

    Michelle I take it he’s not your cup of tea then ?


  30. Caroline Says:

    SOOOoooo…how do you win?

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