Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gay dudes) I know you where disappointed that I found a hot babe and can no longer be auctioned off. BUT I have some great news… WIN A DATE WITH AN SEO IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!
The SEO who most resembles k-Fed:
has agreed to take my place and deliver an amazing night to the lucky winner. He’s single, he’s hot, he’s Rockyfied, his douche factor is even LOWER THAN MINE.
This is not a joke, Joe really agreed to do the contest. Really. I bet you were wishing it was Cameron or Guillaume.
And as an added bonus, I have decided to be the main camera man to capture the antics!
Oh man this is gonna be good!!! Comment with all your questions, concerns, ideas, and just to show JOE some love. Because who knows, you might just be the lucky guy girl who wins a date with this handsome SEO cowboy!
July 13th, 2007 on 2:45 pm
I think it’s pretty sweet that my beautiful, gorgeous face didn’t get graffiti’d in that photo.
Also, if Joe Whyte is planning on wining and dining his date at Taco Bell then he’s gonna have ladies lining up around the block to win a date with him. Chalupas FTW!
July 13th, 2007 on 3:06 pm
Dude. Is that a bottle of antibiotics next to the half-eaten Taco Bell? Sick….
July 13th, 2007 on 4:02 pm
OOOOOOOH!!!!
I want to win a date with Joe!!!
July 13th, 2007 on 4:04 pm
NO your a guy dude!!!
NO GUYS ALLOWED!!
July 13th, 2007 on 4:34 pm
actually, guys are allowed Joe. Sorry!
July 13th, 2007 on 4:35 pm
The girls here at TLB wanna play….
July 13th, 2007 on 4:36 pm
OOOHhhhhhh Helllla naaaaa.
NO GUYS ALLOWED. I LIKE WOMEN. I HAVE BEEN TOM FOOLERIED
July 13th, 2007 on 5:07 pm
Um, whatever. I think I should get credit for suggesting this whole idea in the first place!
July 13th, 2007 on 5:10 pm
You get the credit babe! IT WAS LISA’S IDEA!
July 13th, 2007 on 5:16 pm
That’s because Lisa wants him!!!!
July 13th, 2007 on 5:39 pm
Jo really needs a girlfriend who can take care of him and interior decoration.. See the interior decoration of his room…
July 13th, 2007 on 9:25 pm
then bring more traffic to this page
July 15th, 2007 on 5:09 pm
Haha thats funny!!!
July 15th, 2007 on 6:51 pm
How old is Joe? Cause, that REALLY makes a difference as to whether or not I enter. LMAO!!
July 15th, 2007 on 6:54 pm
Oh, and if I win the date, since Lisa wants him… the date sooooo has to start off by leaving her in a lobby before we go.
July 15th, 2007 on 9:37 pm
I’m 26
July 16th, 2007 on 10:44 am
I am entering myself into this contest chris!!!
I am driving traffic to this post like crazy today.
Joe
July 16th, 2007 on 11:43 am
Does this Joe Whyte Like Korean Boys?
July 16th, 2007 on 12:22 pm
Well, that puts me out ;-) – I’ll still give this some link love today though ;-)
July 16th, 2007 on 2:10 pm
Whatever, Rae, don’t pretend Joe’s age has anything to do with why you won’t date him. We all know you better than that. :P
July 17th, 2007 on 12:58 pm
Dude, I’ve sworn off little boys under 28 ;-)
July 19th, 2007 on 12:51 pm
Can a pregnant girl win? LOL…
July 19th, 2007 on 12:53 pm
Back off, He’s ALL mine!! I’m going to win this shit.
July 25th, 2007 on 3:16 pm
ha ha I love the bed photo….classy…
ohh can you bring him over to London for the date?
July 26th, 2007 on 2:33 pm
Hey…Joe’s got good teeth! Is he coming to SES??
July 27th, 2007 on 3:30 pm
Is he still waiting for a date? lol
August 19th, 2007 on 10:55 pm
Wow, win a date with Joe Whyte?!?!? Can I get on the list?? After all, I am his wife!!! No, really I am!! Can’t wait to see the antics unfold on this one….
August 21st, 2007 on 8:37 pm
EWWW GROSS…THIS GUY IS NOT SEXY AT ALL. WHAT A LOSER! IT’S REALLY SAD WHEN YOU ARE SO UGLY YOU HAVE TO RESULT TO WINNING A DATE ONLINE TO GET CHICKS. HE LOOKS LIKE MR PRETZEL WITH POT BELLY AND HAIRY NIPPLES.
I WOULD PAY NOT TO DATE THIS GUY! SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE!!!! RAH RAH RAH…SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE…RAH RAH RAH
September 10th, 2007 on 10:32 am
Michelle I take it he’s not your cup of tea then ?
May 22nd, 2008 on 3:25 pm
SOOOoooo…how do you win?
March 2nd, 2010 on 1:46 pm
Wow this dude is a total DOUCHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Not to mention UN-attractive!