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SEO Superlatives Winners TBA on the 4th of July!

Chris Hooley — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:00:12 +0000

The SEO Superlatives Team has reviewed nearly ONE THOUSAND polls, and your winners have been determined. But, our work is not done yet. Compilation of the master post is currently underway. This blog post is just a teaser! Results will not be leaked, no matter HOW MUCH you hound us!!

We plan on posting the results along with the rest of the fireworks. In the meantime, thank you so much for your participation!

SEO Superlatives Poll is Officially OPEN!

Chris Hooley — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:39:55 +0000

OK folks, here’s your chance to cast your votes! The voting closes after the first 250 responses (or until the committee gets bored!) so choose your winners now! The SEO Superlatives Polls are officially open!

EDIT- we hit 250 responses in about an hour, so it’s opened up to 1000 responses. There’s STILL TIME to cast YOUR votes!

Please note- this page requires Firefox. Other browsers are really gonna hose this page.

SEO Most Likely to Succeed	SEO Conference Clown	Best SEO Couple	Best Dressed SEO
SEO Party Animal	SEO’s Best Hairdo	SEO’s Biggest Flirt	Smartest SEO
Most Athletic SEO	Best SEO Blogger	Best Smile	Most Creative SEO
Best SEO Conference	Best SEO Conference Speaker	Best SEO You’ve Never Heard Of	Most Likely To Be Banned
Biggest SEO Nerd	Best SEO Nickname/Handle	Cutt’s Pet	Best Technical SEO
Top Linkbaiter	Best Up and Coming SEO	SEO Social Media Addict	Biggest Google Fanboy
Least Likely to Date Hooley	Biggest PageRank	Most Fiery SEO	SEO Most Likely to Become President
Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of The Bar	Most Likely To Close The Bar	The SEO You’d Be Most Afraid To Bring Home to Mom	Most Feared in SEO
Mr / Ms Congeniality	Most Likely to Start an Argument	Most Likely to Win an Argument (even if they’re wrong!)	Best Tweeter
Noisiest SEO	Snarkiest SEO	Most Traveled SEO	SEO Hater Award
Best SEO Ranter	Most Networked SEO	Biggest SEO DoucheBag

The SEO Superlatives Committee Announced! (kinda)

Chris Hooley — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:46:43 +0000

The SEO Superlatives committee has been established, and we’re already hard at work. Much thanks to those who’ve put their time and effort into helping me with this so far. For those who want to nominate your choice for any of the categories, you know who to bug now!

And without further ado (sp?), here’s your committee!

Chris Hooley – Wannabe Class President – AKA Captain T.C.
Lisa Barone – Secretary of Pure Awesome, from Bruce Clay’s Search Engine Optimization Blog
Melanie Nathan – Can’t think of a title, but she works at this Edmonton Design Firm
Michael VanDeMar - Secretary of SMACKDOWN
David Temple – Gentleman and SEM Scholar
Taylor Pratt – Mustache Advocate from Gonzo SEO, who’s obsessed with this for some reason
Zak Nicola - Content Writer (bwaaahahahaa!)
David Harry – Staff Hat Salesman

Still awaiting confirmation from a couple other peeps. I’ll add them as they confirm. But for the most part, we’re set… to judge you… in public! LOVIN’ IT!

SEO Superlatives – Your Yearbook Committee is In Session!

Chris Hooley — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:01:18 +0000

Looking in my old yearbook, I found it fascinating who was chosen “Most likely to succeed”, “Best Couple”, or “Class Clown” (BTW- that was me in Jr. High) . Seems a lot of it was pretty much right on. The only thing I didn’t like about it is that on clique had editorial control on these lists. Ever since then, I’ve wanted to be the guy who makes the list.

Well, I just decided today that I AM gonna be that guy.

In the next few days, I’ll be developing the SEO Superlatives list. Yearbook style, with a male and female winner in each non-couple, non-group category.

I’ll open up nominations a day or so after all the categories are chosen. I need *your* help to generate the categories *you* would find the most interesting / entertaining / stupid, whatever. I think this will be pretty fun!

So far I have the following categories earmarked:

SEO Most Likely to Succeed
SEO Conference Clown
SEO Couple
SEO Party Animal
SEO Flirt
Smartest SEO
Most Athletic SEO
SEO Social Media Addict
Best SEO Blogger
Best Smile
Best SEO Conference

Newly added superlatives! (from awesome commenters)

Best SEO Conference Speaker
Best SEO You’ve Never Heard Of
Most Creative SEO
Most Likely To Be Banned
V1@gr.A Salesman Of The Year
Cutt’s Pet
Biggest Google Fanboy
Least likely to date Hooley (ha haha)
Best technical SEO
Top Linkbaiter
SEO with the biggest PageRank
Best Dressed SEO
Best SEO Hair
Biggest SEO Nerd
Best SEO Nickname/Handle
Most fiery SEO
SEO most likely to become president
Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of The Bar
Most Likely To Close The Bar
The SEO You’d Be Most Afraid To Bring Home to Mom
Best Up and Coming SEO
Most Feared SEO
Mr / Ms Congeniality?
Most Likely to Start an Argument
Most Likely to Win an Argument (even if they’re wrong!)
Best Fence Sitter
Best Tweeter
Nosiest SEO
Snarkiest SEO
Most Traveled SEO
Best Ranter SEO
Most Networked SEO
Best SEO Hater
Most Sharing/Giving SEO

Please add any other superlatives you would like to see on this list in a comment below so I can get this thing rocking! Nominees will obviously get those clean links and stuff, and winners get a lil mo’

Hook it up, add your ideas below!