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It’s a PUPPY-OFF!

Chris Hooley — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:04:17 +0000

SnoopBloggyBlog is known for copying everything awesome that I do. So when I went out and got a cute puppy, it’s no surprise Jon felt he had to follow suit. But Jon is under the false impression that his puppy is CUTER than mine. CUTER THAN MINE?! Not possible. You might be SEO Savvy, but you are not a very good judge of puppy cuteness, Jon Heinl.

Jon’s opinion remains unaltered by my domineering attempts to get him to admit my Bailey is cuter than his Tyson. So I declared a PUPPY-OFF!!!

The rules are simple, I post the two pictures below, and YOU just comment on this thread that my puppy is cuter. If you choose not to admit MY puppy is cuter, you are also a false prophet of puppy cuteness and you can join Jon among the ranks of people who have no idea how to judge the cuteness of a puppy.

So let’s do this thing…

Tyson

Here is Jon’s puppy. He’s a 7 week old boxer who doesn’t sleep, whines a lot, and poops gigantically all over the house. Cute? Maybe.

Bailey

Now here is my little Bailey. A sweet little 7 week old Malti-Poo who already is somewhat potty trained and can fit easily into my front pocket for maximum cuteness retention.

Now you be the judge, which puppy is cuter? (say mine)

WHO WANTS TO DATE AN SEO IS BACK!!

Chris Hooley — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:22:48 +0000

Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gay dudes) I know you where disappointed that I found a hot babe and can no longer be auctioned off. BUT I have some great news… WIN A DATE WITH AN SEO IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!

The SEO who most resembles k-Fed:

has agreed to take my place and deliver an amazing night to the lucky winner. He’s single, he’s hot, he’s Rockyfied, his douche factor is even LOWER THAN MINE.

This is not a joke, Joe really agreed to do the contest. Really. I bet you were wishing it was Cameron or Guillaume.

And as an added bonus, I have decided to be the main camera man to capture the antics!

Oh man this is gonna be good!!! Comment with all your questions, concerns, ideas, and just to show JOE some love. Because who knows, you might just be the lucky guy girl who wins a date with this handsome SEO cowboy!

Update: WHO WANTS TO DATE AN SEO?

Chris Hooley — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:36:49 +0000

Unfortunately this contest is going to be postponed temporarily until I can get my head out of my ass. For all you who have participated thus far, my sincere apologies. I’ll hook yo ass up with some awesome soonish, and when the contest is back in swing you’ll already be signed up and I’ll make sure you know way ahead of time.

Update on WIN A DATE WITH AN SEO!

Chris Hooley — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 15:54:18 +0000

Initially I decided to wait to launch the contest when I had 20 applicants. Doesn’t look like I’ll get past 12, so the contest is moving forward. So “Dirty Dozen”, get ready. Your URLs will be sent to you this weekend, and the contest will begin. You are officially one day closer to WINNING A DATE WITH AN SEO! Hawt.

Early SignUp Form for the “Win a Date with an SEO” Contest!

Chris Hooley — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:29:41 +0000

Auto responder doesn’t work yet, design doesn’t exist, and I can’t guarantee the database will even hold yer datter, but if yer achin’ to join this contest, you can be a guinea pig for the form I just wrote and didn’t test yet.