Melanie Nathan (follow her on Twitter @MelanieNathan) recently had a kick ass little contest to get people to participate in her brand new blog, which worked like a charm. Just check out all those comments. She LITERALLY just launched Canadian SEO at the time of that post, which I guarantee will take over that frozen tundra like a Nor’ Easter. No wait, like the British.
Well I didn’t win the contest. BUT! I found out that I was awarded a consolation prize just for being a funny guy!
AAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!!
So I interrupted the regularly scheduled program of getting my kiddo ready for bed to see what I got!
Here it is in all it’s glory. A coffee mug, poker chips, card, hat, and keychain according to customs

Imagine my excitement when I got the package!

My daughter was excited too. So excited, she tried to steal the package from me.

She got it, which somehow magically made me warp backwards and rage

We compromized and decided to open to together

Kaylee was excited to find out it was chocolate. I almost cried.

So here goes nothing, let’s check out our chocolate…

Hey this isn’t chocolate!!! It’s a CANADIAN GOLDMINE!



So I put the kid ot bed and decided to play with some of my new awesome Canadian Toys!

DRINKBAIT!

Wow, that shot was smooth. And I spilled some on my shirt

Hey it worked!

I heard my daughter come back down stairs, and thought I would give her a little Canadian surprise! Canadian Rally sticks FTW!

But she retaliated with a viscious combo attack

And that was pretty much the where it ended. I put her back to bed, and resumed pimping the web, only now with a pile of Canadian AWESOMENESS!
Thanks Canadian SEO!


March 29th, 2009 on 11:05 am
you need to get your ass back out to conferences.
March 29th, 2009 on 11:46 am
I put in a proposal to speak at PubCon Vegas. That might be my next stop eh?
March 29th, 2009 on 10:53 pm
lmao this is exactly why you got a prize. You’re one of the few bloggers who can literally make me burst out laughing (Calacanis does too, but for an entirely different reason).
My bad for the chocolate tease btw. If it’s any consolation, I got ripped off by that SAME box this past Christmas ;)
Loved the pics!
March 30th, 2009 on 1:51 pm
Haha. I love it! Melanie is one kick ass chick.
“The frozen tundra”. LOL. You should visit Kelowna, BC in the summertime – it’s all beach and sunshine. :)
March 30th, 2009 on 5:00 pm
Your TV is ginormous. When are you going to invite me over for some bad a$$ March Madness goodness?
Ok… I just realized I awkwardly crossed the real world/internet world line. I’m sorry.
March 31st, 2009 on 10:45 am
Yeah bags, stop being weird. Unless you like wearibg furry costumes and playing parcheesi, in which case, my daughter spends Saturday nights at her mom’s house so I am available. We can stay up late and eat rice krispie treats and play super mario until the morning games
@Steph – my GF is from Toronto. She was taking the pictures. I’m in Canada all the time, love that country!
April 2nd, 2009 on 2:28 am
Awesomesauce. =D
You sure like your TVs. o.O
April 7th, 2009 on 11:38 pm
Totally off-topic but is it considered creepy or stalkerlike if I model a corner of my next office after your bar once Ump and I move to Oklahoma?
Love the schwag, a definite benefit to a marketing career of any kind.
April 23rd, 2009 on 4:06 am
hahahaha cute girl you have there :)
May 12th, 2009 on 11:48 pm
Nice booze collection.
This COMPLETELY makes up for the atrocity that is bagged milk. Too easy to spill!
May 15th, 2009 on 2:08 am
How sweet and that is funny. And your second picture remind me of Jim Carrey.
July 21st, 2009 on 9:02 am
happened across your site by pure google exploration and discovered an adorable man with a very entertaining website. Thanks for the early morning giggles.
October 17th, 2009 on 10:56 am
@Qingtion: couldn’t agree more ;)
May 10th, 2011 on 3:45 am
Congrats – You and your daughter are very entertaining, and nice house by the way.
August 21st, 2011 on 2:08 am
You two are hilarious! And your kid is a natural born actress. Very cute :)
August 31st, 2011 on 1:54 pm
Nice pics. Probably will look forward for Canadian SEO. ;)
November 10th, 2011 on 9:38 pm
I’ve been following your blog for a while now you are too funny, cute little one btw!