Chris Hooley’s -ThinkBait-

Just got a neat little Klog I won from Karl Ribas’ blog in the mail today. Pretty cool little thang. Gave me an SEO inspiration…

You want links from someboy’s blog? Try sending the writer free stuff. I bet it works 80% of the time for most bloggers… in fact, you want a link from me? Send me some beer, chicks, money, or anything related to unicorns. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Heed these words, then completely ignore ALL CONTENTS of this blog.

• Sugarrae is a gangsta.  Remind me not to pitch my affiliate program to her!
• Aaron Wall and ShoeMoney are elite.  Aaron ranks real good and Shoe makes a lotta dough.
• Rand Fishkin is a bad ass seo.  Who do people even argue?
• The Link Building Blog hasn’t had a new post in over a week.  I need a fix.
• The blog I guest post on gets more traffic than mine.  BUT it does mention unicorns today, which makes me happy.
• People need to be speaking in more tongues.
• Since I work for a private company not in the marketing space, I’ll probably never make this list of hot (choke) SEO dudes.
• I should stop posting on forums. I suck at it.  I post too many bad jokes.
• Search Engine Round Table linked to me once.  I’m not worthy!
• I will never wear a mesh lined bathing suit again. TMI DANNY!

And don’t forget, I am a gangsta of love.  Thank you.