Chris Hooley’s -ThinkBait-

You know you’ve finally made it at least to C-lister SEO pseudo celeb dude status if any one of the three following things happens:

1. Matt Cutts links to you from his blog (not just talks about you, but actually links to you… DAMN YOU MATT CUTS! You know you loved the drinkbait, STILL NO LINK!)
2. SEO Fan Girl blogs about you
3. A parady website is created, devoted to solely to you

With that said, I am proud to have passed a new level in my SEO career. I bring you… shamefully, Chris Hooley Secrets. WARNING: this site is not 100% accurate. My favorite drink is not Appletini, it is Melontini and ONLY when served with a pink umbrella.