All the cool kids are doing it.

The best thing about it? You’re safe inside the walled garden that is Facebook. Nobody has to know your little secret… which is that you are a total drunk and so are your friends.

“This group is for all kinds of people who use beer, wine, or liquor to make themselves larger than life. Recreational drinkers, frat boys, business people who liquor up their clients and vendors, party animals, this is your home away from your home away from home, which should be your local bar.

Post pics and videos of puking, embarrassing photos of your friends (or enemies!), or any other alcohol related awesomeness. “

Sounds like the place to be! And the best part? If I know you, and you are my friend, you are automatically appointed an officer with a really cool name which undoubtedly will follow you around for the rest of your life.

Here’s the current role call of officers!

Chris Hooley

Doctor Drinkbait

Anna Rule (Toronto, ON)

Doctor Drinkbait’s Nurse of Love (AKA my girlfriend)

Jon Heinl (Phoenix)

Beer Bong Enthousiast

Skorp

Brewski Conquistador

Sara Hause (no network)

Drunk Chick with a Great Rack

Nicola Young (Glasgow)

Mexican

Gretchen Erle (Atlanta, GA)

Classy, professional Atlanta SEO.

Michael Buonomo (San Diego, CA)

Pony Keg Operations Specialist

Carolyn Shelby (Chicago, IL)

Perverted Beer Matron

Ken Savage (Lowell, MA)

Big Poppa Masshole

Dan Rezmovits (SUNY New Paltz)

New York Nugget Tugger

Rhea Drysdale (Jacksonville, FL)

Beer Monkey

Barbara Boser (Los Angeles, CA)

Boser’s Beer Babe

Rebecca Kelley (Washington)

ReBEERcca Kelley

Jill Sampey (New York, NY)

Chill Jill

David Wallace

Search Drank

Scott Willoughby (Seattle, WA)

Dave Naylor’s Eveil Drunken Twin

Michael A. Gray (Nassau County, NY)

BeerWolf

Lucas Ng (Australia)

Crocodile Mud Wrestler

Viper Edge (Chicago, IL)

Snake Bite Maker

Eddie Machado (Fort Lauderdale, FL)

Edible Underwear Model

David Brown (Bellingham, WA)

Bone Crusher

Brian Alpert (Washington, DC)

Drum Circle Jerker

Brett Tabke (Austin, TX)

Pubmaster

Robert Garcia (Miami, FL)

Rum Runner

Kelvin Newman (Brighton and Hove)

Beer Jockey

Michael McDonald (Lexington, KY)

Rage Reporter

Pete Wailes (London)

Pianist (not to be confused with “Penist”)

Aussie Webmaster (New York, NY)

Foster’s Importer

Danielle Winfield (New York, NY)

Exotic Beer Maiden

Barry Schwartz (no network)

Cartoon Beery

Ekrum Ashgar (London)

Ex Raver, Current Rager

Greg Boser (Los Angeles, CA)

Dark Beer Elitist

So get off your butt and get down with the crew. Facebook is in the house, drinks are in the house, Doctor DrinkBait is IN THE HOUSE! Get moving people!

Due to a crazy awesome set of circumstances, me and some of my peeps are involved in his site now.  Jon (AKA Snoop Blawg) is the head of the Phoenix Chapter of Delta Fu Gamma.  Jeff Dempsey (AKA Iambetterthanu, and the guy who runs Chris Hooley Secrets) is doing his web work.  I on the other hand, I am gonna sithere and let it happen for the promise of one day going to the PlayBoy Mansion with Maverick and getting really drunk and recording incidents I may or may not eventually get arrested for.

Today is a good day.

So dudes and dudettes, if you like beer, parties, college girls, potato guns, or anything awesome whatsoever, I urge you to join DFG and blow this thang out of the water.   Oh and FYI- Link to sign up coming soon once Jeff gets off his butt and creates it.