Chris Hooley’s -ThinkBait-

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past year, you’ve probably heard about the Deaf Frat Guy (also known as Maverick), a regular personality on Adam Corolla’s morning radio show.  The dude ROCKS.  His fraternity, Delta Fu Gamma, is looking for more members, and fortunately for us we know how to drive traffic. 

Due to a crazy awesome set of circumstances, me and some of my peeps are involved in his site now.  Jon (AKA Snoop Blawg) is the head of the Phoenix Chapter of Delta Fu Gamma.  Jeff Dempsey (AKA Iambetterthanu, and the guy who runs Chris Hooley Secrets) is doing his web work.  I on the other hand, I am gonna sithere and let it happen for the promise of one day going to the PlayBoy Mansion with Maverick and getting really drunk and recording incidents I may or may not eventually get arrested for.

Today is a good day.

So dudes and dudettes, if you like beer, parties, college girls, potato guns, or anything awesome whatsoever, I urge you to join DFG and blow this thang out of the water.   Oh and FYI- Link to sign up coming soon once Jeff gets off his butt and creates it.

Apparently one of my employees does. In fact, he think’s he’s better than everybody and everything, and he invites you to challenge him. I took his challenge, and was sadly beaten into submission. I’m just going to have to admit it, my tech specialist guy is better than me.

In Jeff’s post, “I am Better than My Boss, Chris Hooley” he reveals some hard hitting evidence which just proves his case. Some of the better examples of his superiority:

“One time Chris Hooley and me went out drinking, he had a glass of apple pucker and I drank a bottle of everclear in a single sitting, I drove him home”

and

“Recently my team at the senior citizen center won the national under water aerobics championships ( I love you girls ) Chris Can’t swim with out floaties.”

and

“This last Xmas his family returned all his gifts and gave them to me, the card read “You are the son we wish Chris was” I ate chris’s Xmas ham dinner too.”

wow. I am just going to flat out state it here, Jeff Dempsey is Better than Chris Hooley.

If you think you are better than Jeff at anything at all or if you just want to kill some time, challenge him by telling him who you are and why you think you are better than him. I must warn you however, you might end up crying like I did when he punishes you via his personal weblog.