Chris Hooley’s -ThinkBait-

They have it coming. I have been a good user / member for years. Never did anything I wasn’t supposed to, contributed to conversations, dugg stuff I liked, rarely submitted a thing, almost never dugg stuff down, and they banned me anyways.

My attempts at getting my account back have been ignored. Because they decided to screw with me, I have decided I don’t need my old account. I don’t even want it. Instead, I will be letting my new bots submit the crappiest content ever. I think we are due for a little auto register bot as well to help automate this crap submission. I’m even writing a bot to auto bury which will have targeting capabilities.

Digg, there was no good reason for you guys to ban me, I did nothing wrong. Now you got it coming. Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Imagine that.  My digg profile with 936 stories submitted to the home page.  Everything I say gets at least 10k hits a day and 2k backlinks.  My job is to hang out and read cool stuff and decide if I like it, while people try to please me all day.

A 301 redirect in the SEO world means that a site’s theme, backlinks, juice, and most other ranking factors are automatically assigned to the new domain.  The new domain can be anything, even a new one. 

Instant sandbox breaker.

If I could do this in social networking sites, I would be digitalgopher on digg and me and all my friends would have more links than they can handle.  I would also no longer be digg user # 49950.  Man I bet I would get so many chicks.

Imagine that.  Digg user number one.