Chris Hooley’s -ThinkBait-

Looking in my old yearbook, I found it fascinating who was chosen “Most likely to succeed”, “Best Couple”, or “Class Clown” (BTW- that was me in Jr. High) . Seems a lot of it was pretty much right on. The only thing I didn’t like about it is that on clique had editorial control on these lists. Ever since then, I’ve wanted to be the guy who makes the list.

Well, I just decided today that I AM gonna be that guy.

In the next few days, I’ll be developing the SEO Superlatives list. Yearbook style, with a male and female winner in each non-couple, non-group category.

I’ll open up nominations a day or so after all the categories are chosen. I need *your* help to generate the categories *you* would find the most interesting / entertaining / stupid, whatever. I think this will be pretty fun!

So far I have the following categories earmarked:

• SEO Most Likely to Succeed
• SEO Conference Clown
• SEO Couple
• SEO Party Animal
• SEO Flirt
• Smartest SEO
• Most Athletic SEO
• SEO Social Media Addict
• Best SEO Blogger
• Best Smile
• Best SEO Conference

Newly added superlatives! (from awesome commenters)

• Best SEO Conference Speaker
• Best SEO You’ve Never Heard Of
• Most Creative SEO
• Most Likely To Be Banned
• V1@gr.A Salesman Of The Year
• Cutt’s Pet
• Biggest Google Fanboy
• Least likely to date Hooley (ha haha)
• Best technical SEO
• Top Linkbaiter
• SEO with the biggest PageRank
• Best Dressed SEO
• Best SEO Hair
• Biggest SEO Nerd
• Best SEO Nickname/Handle
• Most fiery SEO
• SEO most likely to become president
• Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of The Bar
• Most Likely To Close The Bar
• The SEO You’d Be Most Afraid To Bring Home to Mom
• Best Up and Coming SEO
• Most Feared SEO
• Mr / Ms Congeniality?
• Most Likely to Start an Argument
• Most Likely to Win an Argument (even if they’re wrong!)
• Best Fence Sitter
• Best Tweeter
• Nosiest SEO
• Snarkiest SEO
• Most Traveled SEO
• Best Ranter SEO
• Most Networked SEO
• Best SEO Hater
• Most Sharing/Giving SEO

Please add any other superlatives you would like to see on this list in a comment below so I can get this thing rocking! Nominees will obviously get those clean links and stuff, and winners get a lil mo’

Hook it up, add your ideas below!