Anna Rule | Chris Hooley's -ThinkBait-

Drinking Your Way to Popularity!

09/06/07

Alcohol and popularity. What’s the deal? How are these things related? The only way to find out is to join the ultimate facebook group, Drinking Your Way to Popularity!

All the cool kids are doing it.

The best thing about it? You’re safe inside the walled garden that is Facebook. Nobody has to know your little secret… which is that you are a total drunk and so are your friends.

“This group is for all kinds of people who use beer, wine, or liquor to make themselves larger than life. Recreational drinkers, frat boys, business people who liquor up their clients and vendors, party animals, this is your home away from your home away from home, which should be your local bar.

Post pics and videos of puking, embarrassing photos of your friends (or enemies!), or any other alcohol related awesomeness. “

Sounds like the place to be! And the best part? If I know you, and you are my friend, you are automatically appointed an officer with a really cool name which undoubtedly will follow you around for the rest of your life.

Here’s the current role call of officers!

Chris Hooley: Doctor Drinkbait
Anna Rule (Toronto, ON): Doctor Drinkbait’s Nurse of Love (AKA my girlfriend)
Jon Heinl (Phoenix): Beer Bong Enthousiast
Skorp: Brewski Conquistador
Sara Hause (no network): Drunk Chick with a Great Rack
Nicola Young (Glasgow): Mexican
Gretchen Erle (Atlanta, GA): Big Boobs McChuggy Juggs!
Michael Buonomo (San Diego, CA): Pony Keg Operations Specialist
Carolyn Shelby (Chicago, IL): Perverted Beer Matron
Ken Savage (Lowell, MA): Big Poppa Masshole
Dan Rezmovits (SUNY New Paltz): New York Nugget Tugger
Rhea Drysdale (Jacksonville, FL): Beer Monkey
Barbara Boser (Los Angeles, CA): Boser’s Beer Babe
Rebecca Kelley (Washington): ReBEERcca Kelley
Jill Sampey (New York, NY): Chill Jill
David Wallace: Search Drank
Scott Willoughby (Seattle, WA): Dave Naylor’s Eveil Drunken Twin
Michael A. Gray (Nassau County, NY): BeerWolf
Lucas Ng (Australia): Crocodile Mud Wrestler
Viper Edge (Chicago, IL): Snake Bite Maker
Eddie Machado (Fort Lauderdale, FL): Edible Underwear Model
David Brown (Bellingham, WA): Bone Crusher
Brian Alpert (Washington, DC): Drum Circle Jerker
Brett Tabke (Austin, TX): Pubmaster
Robert Garcia (Miami, FL): Rum Runner
Kelvin Newman (Brighton and Hove): Beer Jockey
Michael McDonald (Lexington, KY): Rage Reporter
Pete Wailes (London): Pianist (not to be confused with “Penist”)
Aussie Webmaster (New York, NY): Foster’s Importer
Danielle Winfield (New York, NY): Exotic Beer Maiden
Barry Schwartz (no network): Cartoon Beery
Ekrum Ashgar (London): Ex Raver, Current Rager
Greg Boser (Los Angeles, CA): Dark Beer Elitist

So get off your butt and get down with the crew. Facebook is in the house, drinks are in the house, Doctor DrinkBait is IN THE HOUSE! Get moving people!