With My Mind on My Money and My Money on My Mind

 

I was in Portland Oregon the other day and I saw this bum in front of the liquor store that made me think… did this guy just give up on web marketing like, last week for a lucrative career in bumming?  He’s even has his “Top 10″ list going.  He could probably score hundreds of bottles of king cobra from the digg crowd with a sign like this!

Drunk Bum Digg Begger


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20 Responses to “Some Bums Deserve a Free Drink”


  1. Cameron Olthuis Says:

    so… did he hook you?


  2. Cameron Olthuis Says:

    drinkbait at its finest


  3. Chris Hooley Says:

    Yeah dude I totally bought him a 40 :-)


  4. kid disco Says:

    Did you get laid?


  5. Chris Hooley Says:

    lol. yes.


  6. Pete Wailes Says:

    Genius. He’d get a bottle from me!


  7. Pete Wailes Says:

    Here, you’ve been tagged in that 5 things meme. Gonna answer? you know we’re all waiting, frat boy!


  8. Matt Says:

    Charles Barkley once said he gave a bum $100 just because his sign said “I’m not gonna lie folks, I want money for alcohol.”

    It proves that honesty is the best possibility.

    And this bum is right, it isn’t crack.


  9. yaph Says:

    This guy is a genius


  10. Mel Says:

    Great I’ll be on the next plane out from Australia!!


  11. julie Says:

    i think it is safe to say that this clean shaven man is not a homeless person.


  12. audwilly Says:

    i would have bought the guy a small bottle


  13. daysleeper Says:

    phhhht… that dude is not even homeless, you guys got scammed. His beard is way to nicely trimmed for him to be homeless for more than half a day.
    I would have told him to get a job and then slammed some jager in front of him.


  14. John Says:

    This guy is really smart, what make people think that the homeless are always dirty. (Not True) I was homeless and working. I have an issue with the GP judging the way someone looks. I personally would not be able to do the sign thing bur it is an eye catcher for sure.


  15. Jeff Dempsey Says:

    DAD IS THAT YOU!


  16. hank Says:

    he is not homeless. kind of funny but scary eyes.
    WHAT A LOSER!!!!!


  17. The Boxman Says:

    Love this story as it just proves that those people asking you for a dollar on the street are using them to buy beer or worse.
    Check out street-people.com as they have lots of storys about people who hustle and bullshit people for a dollar so they can get their bottle of choice.


  18. the jewish cop Says:

    hahaha mad funny fucking bum


  19. Jenny Says:

    I watched a program just last night about this sort of thing. Was interesting that it was saying not to give any money to them. Said instead to give to a charity that helps the homeless.
    I don’t know what the right answer is, but there is clearly a problem with the number of homeless people on our streets at the present time.


  20. chu Says:

    Awwww gosh, lol. He’s honest and he’s smart. He could use it when he won’t be thinking of alcohol. He could divert it to business, his way of thinking.

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