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With My Mind on My Money and My Money on My Mind
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I was in Portland Oregon the other day and I saw this bum in front of the liquor store that made me think… did this guy just give up on web marketing like, last week for a lucrative career in bumming? He’s even has his “Top 10″ list going. He could probably score hundreds of bottles of king cobra from the digg crowd with a sign like this!

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Cameron Olthuis Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
so… did he hook you?
Cameron Olthuis Says:
April 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
drinkbait at its finest
Chris Hooley Says:
April 7th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Yeah dude I totally bought him a 40 :-)
kid disco Says:
April 7th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Did you get laid?
Chris Hooley Says:
April 7th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
lol. yes.
Pete Wailes Says:
April 10th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Genius. He’d get a bottle from me!
Pete Wailes Says:
April 11th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Here, you’ve been tagged in that 5 things meme. Gonna answer? you know we’re all waiting, frat boy!
Matt Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Charles Barkley once said he gave a bum $100 just because his sign said “I’m not gonna lie folks, I want money for alcohol.”
It proves that honesty is the best possibility.
And this bum is right, it isn’t crack.
yaph Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
This guy is a genius
Mel Says:
April 14th, 2007 at 7:04 am
Great I’ll be on the next plane out from Australia!!
julie Says:
April 14th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
i think it is safe to say that this clean shaven man is not a homeless person.
audwilly Says:
April 14th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
i would have bought the guy a small bottle
daysleeper Says:
April 14th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
phhhht… that dude is not even homeless, you guys got scammed. His beard is way to nicely trimmed for him to be homeless for more than half a day.
I would have told him to get a job and then slammed some jager in front of him.
John Says:
April 15th, 2007 at 7:43 am
This guy is really smart, what make people think that the homeless are always dirty. (Not True) I was homeless and working. I have an issue with the GP judging the way someone looks. I personally would not be able to do the sign thing bur it is an eye catcher for sure.
Jeff Dempsey Says:
April 18th, 2007 at 8:50 am
DAD IS THAT YOU!
hank Says:
February 28th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
he is not homeless. kind of funny but scary eyes.
WHAT A LOSER!!!!!
The Boxman Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Love this story as it just proves that those people asking you for a dollar on the street are using them to buy beer or worse.
Check out street-people.com as they have lots of storys about people who hustle and bullshit people for a dollar so they can get their bottle of choice.
the jewish cop Says:
October 26th, 2008 at 1:23 am
hahaha mad funny fucking bum