With My Mind on My Money and My Money on My Mind

 

I was in Portland Oregon the other day and I saw this bum in front of the liquor store that made me think… did this guy just give up on web marketing like, last week for a lucrative career in bumming?  He’s even has his “Top 10″ list going.  He could probably score hundreds of bottles of king cobra from the digg crowd with a sign like this!

Drunk Bum Digg Begger


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18 Responses to “Some Bums Deserve a Free Drink”

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    Cameron Olthuis Says:

    so… did he hook you?

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    Cameron Olthuis Says:

    drinkbait at its finest

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    Chris Hooley Says:

    Yeah dude I totally bought him a 40 :-)

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    kid disco Says:

    Did you get laid?

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    Chris Hooley Says:

    lol. yes.

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    Pete Wailes Says:

    Genius. He’d get a bottle from me!

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    Pete Wailes Says:

    Here, you’ve been tagged in that 5 things meme. Gonna answer? you know we’re all waiting, frat boy!

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    Matt Says:

    Charles Barkley once said he gave a bum $100 just because his sign said “I’m not gonna lie folks, I want money for alcohol.”

    It proves that honesty is the best possibility.

    And this bum is right, it isn’t crack.

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    yaph Says:

    This guy is a genius

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    Mel Says:

    Great I’ll be on the next plane out from Australia!!

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    julie Says:

    i think it is safe to say that this clean shaven man is not a homeless person.

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    audwilly Says:

    i would have bought the guy a small bottle

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    daysleeper Says:

    phhhht… that dude is not even homeless, you guys got scammed. His beard is way to nicely trimmed for him to be homeless for more than half a day.
    I would have told him to get a job and then slammed some jager in front of him.

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    John Says:

    This guy is really smart, what make people think that the homeless are always dirty. (Not True) I was homeless and working. I have an issue with the GP judging the way someone looks. I personally would not be able to do the sign thing bur it is an eye catcher for sure.

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    Jeff Dempsey Says:

    DAD IS THAT YOU!

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    hank Says:

    he is not homeless. kind of funny but scary eyes.
    WHAT A LOSER!!!!!

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    The Boxman Says:

    Love this story as it just proves that those people asking you for a dollar on the street are using them to buy beer or worse.
    Check out street-people.com as they have lots of storys about people who hustle and bullshit people for a dollar so they can get their bottle of choice.

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    the jewish cop Says:

    hahaha mad funny fucking bum

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