If you’re like me (a completely A.D.D. web geek) your attention span is probably really shor..
So short I couldn’t even finish writing that sentence…
So let’s get to the point then. Come follow me on Twitter. Micro-blogging. Fast. Click here and win fabulous prizes!

June 2nd, 2008 on 12:28 am
I clicked where it says Click here and win fabulous prizes! and I didn’t win no fabulous prize. In fact I didn’t win no prize at all. WTF? Are you messing with me? I do follow you on twitter but all you do is sleep, drink and talk bball. And still I don’t win no frickin’ fabulous prizes. Well you know what you can do with your fabulous prizes don’t you? Yeah that’s right, send ‘em to me. So get off you sleepy drunken ass and send them now!
June 2nd, 2008 on 4:53 pm
Those updates ARE your fabulous prizes! Stop being so critical. And I’m not even drunk yet so stop with that crap too!
June 4th, 2008 on 3:32 am
Okay my bad, but you can still give me my fabulous prizes at SES San Jose. Are you going?