SnoopBloggyBlog is known for copying everything awesome that I do. So when I went out and got a cute puppy, it’s no surprise Jon felt he had to follow suit. But Jon is under the false impression that his puppy is CUTER than mine. CUTER THAN MINE?! Not possible. You might be SEO Savvy, but you are not a very good judge of puppy cuteness, Jon Heinl.
Jon’s opinion remains unaltered by my domineering attempts to get him to admit my Bailey is cuter than his Tyson. So I declared a PUPPY-OFF!!!
The rules are simple, I post the two pictures below, and YOU just comment on this thread that my puppy is cuter. If you choose not to admit MY puppy is cuter, you are also a false prophet of puppy cuteness and you can join Jon among the ranks of people who have no idea how to judge the cuteness of a puppy.
So let’s do this thing…
Tyson
Here is Jon’s puppy. He’s a 7 week old boxer who doesn’t sleep, whines a lot, and poops gigantically all over the house. Cute? Maybe.
Bailey
Now here is my little Bailey. A sweet little 7 week old Malti-Poo who already is somewhat potty trained and can fit easily into my front pocket for maximum cuteness retention.
Now you be the judge, which puppy is cuter? (say mine)
January 6th, 2009 on 2:32 pm
TYSON all the way!
That’s not even a dog! It’s a Swiffer Duster 360 with Googley eyes pasted on! JK
January 6th, 2009 on 2:33 pm
No way! I VOTE Bailey!!
You might have been able to pull it off if you gave Tyson an eye tattoo just like the REAL Tyson!
January 6th, 2009 on 2:36 pm
He’s only got white on half of his face like Tyson’s half face tattoo!
WINNER!!!!!
January 6th, 2009 on 2:42 pm
Dude Bailey all the way.
January 6th, 2009 on 2:42 pm
I have to go with Tyson. Sorry Chris.
January 6th, 2009 on 2:43 pm
Oh this is a toughy, how could i possibly choose. Both these wee puppies are sooo cute.
Ok so if i have to choose, if this was life or death kinda situ I think I will go with…..
Tyson
Sorry Bailey you are gorgeous too.
PS. Do you both know what you have got yourselves into, pups are more work than kids…..
January 6th, 2009 on 2:43 pm
I vote for Tyson; he’s way cuter than the dust mop. :)
January 6th, 2009 on 2:44 pm
Tyson all the way. a bitch is a bitch but Tyson is a man’s best friend. He’s just getting all the whinning out to be a guard dog and pooping everywhere before he sits down on the toilet with a newspaper.
January 6th, 2009 on 2:45 pm
TYSON!!!! Boo yaaa ninja!
January 6th, 2009 on 3:08 pm
TYSON..fru fru dogs aint my thang..ya know? Sorry Chris.
January 6th, 2009 on 3:09 pm
why the hell is shauna’s (WhiskeyChick)picture showin up for my name?!?!?
January 6th, 2009 on 3:11 pm
Jon is cheating using social media, and you are all selling your souls to kiss Jon’s butt. And I’m not a sore loser!!!
And finally Aaron, my dog is not Fru Fru! I guarantee this 1 pound little runt would kick the crap out of the former champ!
January 6th, 2009 on 3:18 pm
Poodle lover here. Bailey FTW!
January 6th, 2009 on 3:22 pm
Sorry Hooley, Jon wins this round.
January 6th, 2009 on 3:27 pm
Tyson
*disclaimer: this review may have been paid for. ;-)
January 6th, 2009 on 3:32 pm
Et tu, Brute?
January 6th, 2009 on 3:37 pm
can i vote twice?
TYSON
January 6th, 2009 on 3:40 pm
My Bailey even looks like she wants to cry from Jon’s cheating, manipulative ways.
January 6th, 2009 on 3:44 pm
B.A.I.L.E.Y
easily
January 6th, 2009 on 3:46 pm
Although Tyson is cute, it’s Bailey for me! I always vote for the “under” dog lol ;)
January 6th, 2009 on 3:50 pm
Saw this on twitter.
I say bailey…because even though it is a froo froo dog
it will stay small and leave small landmines
January 6th, 2009 on 3:55 pm
Sorry Chris, but I’m goin for Tyson… In a pinch a boxer can protect your house or keep you warm… that fluffball can just attract larger prey. It’s all about function over fashion.
January 6th, 2009 on 3:55 pm
I’m going to have to go with Tyson too. Sorry Chris, maybe it’s a bad picture. Try putting a little hat on him. Little Hats on dogs always drive the ladies wild.
January 6th, 2009 on 3:56 pm
Experts say that cuteness comes from symmetry. If that’s the case, someone looks a little jacked up.;-)
My vote goes to BAILEY.
January 6th, 2009 on 3:59 pm
@Ump, no you can’t. And now that you voted again, it negates your first vote. It’s in the rules.
January 6th, 2009 on 4:01 pm
Wow this is a very hard choice. But I’m not one for pocket balls of fur so I have to go with Tyson!
January 6th, 2009 on 4:27 pm
Did you intentionally mess with photo quality, saturation, brightness/contrast in Tyson’s photo? Because Bailey’s picture is FAR cuter. But it’s also a very good photo. The Tyson photo sucks. :-)
January 6th, 2009 on 4:39 pm
@QualityGal Nope, Tyson just is not as cute. I also added another Bailey photo because I own this website and I do what I want! ;-)
January 6th, 2009 on 4:40 pm
Oh yeah, you should definitely keep that snowball away from any type of Raptor; however, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bailey dominates Tyson as they get older.
Puppy-Off Vote: Tyson – But that’s only based on the picture.
January 6th, 2009 on 4:50 pm
I have to give 2 votes for the boxer puppy, your dog is a total annoying Los Angeles chick dog…..not cute.
January 6th, 2009 on 5:06 pm
and the winner… in the red corner… TYSON!!!
January 6th, 2009 on 5:13 pm
Tyson looks like a real dog so he gets my vote.
Bailey looks like living cottage cheese.
Also, a -2 deduction on man points for you for owning any kind of dog whose name ends in “Poo”.
January 6th, 2009 on 5:27 pm
Hey, those last two votes shouldn’t count since JON IS THEIR BOSS! (kiss asses!)
January 6th, 2009 on 5:47 pm
Tyson is waaaaay cuter. Baily reminds me of my grandma’s dog that used to eat her own puke and crap, and later died of liver disease. Never again will I look at the breed the same. It’s cute now, but that won’t last forever.
January 6th, 2009 on 9:40 pm
How about a puppy pose off to decide the winner? Do it!
January 7th, 2009 on 9:25 am
Tyson!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 7th, 2009 on 1:48 pm
SInce I’m somewhat of a pup afficionado, The cute’s are pretty evident in both these pups. However, pocket pups always makes the girlies swoon, so I’m going with the Bailey on this one. My little diva harlot shihtzu, Maxine, would put a cuteness beatdown on bowf y’all.
January 8th, 2009 on 6:19 pm
I vote Bailey… it looks like Tyson’s mascara has been running, and I’m not a fan of boys (or boy dogs) who wear mascara. Not unless he’s a punk rocker or gay… wait. That’s still not an excuse.
Game over.
Bailey FTW!
January 9th, 2009 on 3:34 pm
they are both adorable but as the proud momma of an 8 year old peek-a-poo i’m gonna have to keep it in the “poo” family and vote for little bailey.
January 12th, 2009 on 6:49 am
Bailey.
Not only is Bailey the epitome of fluffywuffy, it also goes down well with hot chocolate.
January 14th, 2009 on 7:03 pm
Bailey is cuter and here’s why: (asking myself if we all don’t have better things to do then join a puppy battle before I type this..) My wife was insisting that we get a dog. Cool I thought, a Golden, maybe a Lab, or a German Sheppard. You know.. a man’s dog, a dog for real men.. like Tyson will grow up to be. Certainly no ankle-biters here. So what happens.. we get a toy-poodle. I won’t go into how/why that happened, but it did. Sigh. But wait! Now that I have one I think they are the best! Smartest dog around, and cute after they’ve grown up. I will never own a different breed of dog, toy-poodles rock! Baily is cuter right now and will remain cute after growing up, Tyson won’t be cute, just tough and cool. This was a cute contest. Baily wins!
January 16th, 2009 on 8:18 pm
I have to go with Tyson… or I won’t respect myself in the morning. Seriously dude, a multi-poo? Man-up!
January 27th, 2009 on 8:46 pm
Where my dogs at? http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/TheAlmightyCJ/Funny/dogs.jpg :)
February 14th, 2009 on 7:48 am
My puppy is by far cuter than both of these puppies…by far!
May 15th, 2009 on 2:31 am
So what is the final outcome now? is it a tight? Bailey, my sympathetic vote goes to Bailey.:-)
April 7th, 2011 on 4:32 am
Definitely Bailey is much cuter than Tyson! So, who’s the winner?
May 24th, 2012 on 2:28 am
Can you fix the images?
May 29th, 2012 on 3:34 pm
lol probably not. This blog post is ooooooold