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SnoopBloggyBlog is known for copying everything awesome that I do.  So when I went out and got a cute puppy, it’s no surprise Jon felt he had to follow suit.  But Jon is under the false impression that his puppy is CUTER than mine.  CUTER THAN MINE?!  Not possible.  You might be SEO Savvy, but you are not a very good judge of puppy cuteness, Jon Heinl.

Jon’s opinion remains unaltered by my domineering attempts to get him to admit my Bailey is cuter than his Tyson.  So I declared a PUPPY-OFF!!!

The rules are simple, I post the two pictures below, and YOU just comment on this thread that my puppy is cuter.  If you choose not to admit MY puppy is cuter, you are also a false prophet of puppy cuteness and you can join Jon among the ranks of people who have no idea how to judge the cuteness of a puppy.

So let’s do this thing…

Tyson

Here is Jon’s puppy.  He’s a 7 week old boxer who doesn’t sleep, whines a lot, and poops gigantically all over the house.  Cute?  Maybe.

Bailey

Now here is my little Bailey.  A sweet little 7 week old Malti-Poo who already is somewhat potty trained and can fit easily into my front pocket for maximum cuteness retention.

Now you be the judge, which puppy is cuter?  (say mine)


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47 Responses to “It’s a PUPPY-OFF!”


  1. Jon Heinl Says:

    TYSON all the way!

    That’s not even a dog! It’s a Swiffer Duster 360 with Googley eyes pasted on! JK


  2. Chris Hooley Says:

    No way! I VOTE Bailey!!

    You might have been able to pull it off if you gave Tyson an eye tattoo just like the REAL Tyson!


  3. Jon Heinl Says:

    He’s only got white on half of his face like Tyson’s half face tattoo!

    WINNER!!!!!


  4. Sujan Patel Says:

    Dude Bailey all the way.


  5. tysoncrosbie Says:

    I have to go with Tyson. Sorry Chris.


  6. Nicola Young Says:

    Oh this is a toughy, how could i possibly choose. Both these wee puppies are sooo cute.

    Ok so if i have to choose, if this was life or death kinda situ I think I will go with…..

    Tyson

    Sorry Bailey you are gorgeous too.

    PS. Do you both know what you have got yourselves into, pups are more work than kids…..


  7. Casey Yandle Says:

    I vote for Tyson; he’s way cuter than the dust mop. :)


  8. Junersun Says:

    Tyson all the way. a bitch is a bitch but Tyson is a man’s best friend. He’s just getting all the whinning out to be a guard dog and pooping everywhere before he sits down on the toilet with a newspaper.


  9. Joe Whyte Says:

    TYSON!!!! Boo yaaa ninja!


  10. Ump Says:

    TYSON..fru fru dogs aint my thang..ya know? Sorry Chris.


  11. Ump Says:

    why the hell is shauna’s (WhiskeyChick)picture showin up for my name?!?!?


  12. Chris Hooley Says:

    Jon is cheating using social media, and you are all selling your souls to kiss Jon’s butt. And I’m not a sore loser!!!

    And finally Aaron, my dog is not Fru Fru! I guarantee this 1 pound little runt would kick the crap out of the former champ!


  13. Vince Says:

    Poodle lover here. Bailey FTW!


  14. DFuNK Says:

    Sorry Hooley, Jon wins this round.


  15. Mike B. Says:

    Tyson

    *disclaimer: this review may have been paid for. ;-)


  16. Chris Hooley Says:

    Et tu, Brute?


  17. Ump Says:

    can i vote twice?
    TYSON


  18. Chris Hooley Says:

    My Bailey even looks like she wants to cry from Jon’s cheating, manipulative ways.


  19. Spleep Says:

    B.A.I.L.E.Y

    easily


  20. Melanie Nathan Says:

    Although Tyson is cute, it’s Bailey for me! I always vote for the “under” dog lol ;)


  21. Simon Says:

    Saw this on twitter.

    I say bailey…because even though it is a froo froo dog

    it will stay small and leave small landmines


  22. WC Says:

    Sorry Chris, but I’m goin for Tyson… In a pinch a boxer can protect your house or keep you warm… that fluffball can just attract larger prey. It’s all about function over fashion.


  23. Eddie M Says:

    I’m going to have to go with Tyson too. Sorry Chris, maybe it’s a bad picture. Try putting a little hat on him. Little Hats on dogs always drive the ladies wild.


  24. Sally Says:

    Experts say that cuteness comes from symmetry. If that’s the case, someone looks a little jacked up.;-)

    My vote goes to BAILEY.


  25. Chris Hooley Says:

    @Ump, no you can’t. And now that you voted again, it negates your first vote. It’s in the rules.


  26. Monica Says:

    Wow this is a very hard choice. But I’m not one for pocket balls of fur so I have to go with Tyson!


  27. QualityGal Says:

    Did you intentionally mess with photo quality, saturation, brightness/contrast in Tyson’s photo? Because Bailey’s picture is FAR cuter. But it’s also a very good photo. The Tyson photo sucks. :-)


  28. Chris Hooley Says:

    @QualityGal Nope, Tyson just is not as cute. I also added another Bailey photo because I own this website and I do what I want! ;-)


  29. Tim Staines Says:

    Oh yeah, you should definitely keep that snowball away from any type of Raptor; however, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bailey dominates Tyson as they get older.

    Puppy-Off Vote: Tyson – But that’s only based on the picture.


  30. Paul Says:

    I have to give 2 votes for the boxer puppy, your dog is a total annoying Los Angeles chick dog…..not cute.


  31. spacecowboy Says:

    and the winner… in the red corner… TYSON!!!


  32. Skorp Says:

    Tyson looks like a real dog so he gets my vote.

    Bailey looks like living cottage cheese.

    Also, a -2 deduction on man points for you for owning any kind of dog whose name ends in “Poo”.


  33. Chris Hooley Says:

    Hey, those last two votes shouldn’t count since JON IS THEIR BOSS! (kiss asses!)


  34. Nick Norris Says:

    Tyson is waaaaay cuter. Baily reminds me of my grandma’s dog that used to eat her own puke and crap, and later died of liver disease. Never again will I look at the breed the same. It’s cute now, but that won’t last forever.


  35. Eddie M Says:

    How about a puppy pose off to decide the winner? Do it!


  36. Jeff Dempsey Says:

    Tyson!!!!!!!!!!!!


  37. rumblepup Says:

    SInce I’m somewhat of a pup afficionado, The cute’s are pretty evident in both these pups. However, pocket pups always makes the girlies swoon, so I’m going with the Bailey on this one. My little diva harlot shihtzu, Maxine, would put a cuteness beatdown on bowf y’all.


  38. Bags Says:

    I vote Bailey… it looks like Tyson’s mascara has been running, and I’m not a fan of boys (or boy dogs) who wear mascara. Not unless he’s a punk rocker or gay… wait. That’s still not an excuse.

    Game over.

    Bailey FTW!


  39. ‘Overheard on Twitter’ Friday Says:

    [...] Hooley and John Heinl had a puppy-off to see who had the cuter pooch. Chris, you know I love you, but a Boxer puppy will always trump. [...]


  40. Kimber Cook Says:

    they are both adorable but as the proud momma of an 8 year old peek-a-poo i’m gonna have to keep it in the “poo” family and vote for little bailey.


  41. brewgin Says:

    Bailey.

    Not only is Bailey the epitome of fluffywuffy, it also goes down well with hot chocolate.


  42. Getmecontent.com Says:

    Bailey is cuter and here’s why: (asking myself if we all don’t have better things to do then join a puppy battle before I type this..) My wife was insisting that we get a dog. Cool I thought, a Golden, maybe a Lab, or a German Sheppard. You know.. a man’s dog, a dog for real men.. like Tyson will grow up to be. Certainly no ankle-biters here. So what happens.. we get a toy-poodle. I won’t go into how/why that happened, but it did. Sigh. But wait! Now that I have one I think they are the best! Smartest dog around, and cute after they’ve grown up. I will never own a different breed of dog, toy-poodles rock! Baily is cuter right now and will remain cute after growing up, Tyson won’t be cute, just tough and cool. This was a cute contest. Baily wins!


  43. Karl Ribas Says:

    I have to go with Tyson… or I won’t respect myself in the morning. Seriously dude, a multi-poo? Man-up!


  44. Where my Dogs At? Says:

    Where my dogs at? http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/TheAlmightyCJ/Funny/dogs.jpg :)


  45. drew006 Says:

    My puppy is by far cuter than both of these puppies…by far!


  46. ‘Overheard on Twitter’ Friday | SenterSoft Technologies Says:

    [...] Hooley and John Heinl had a puppy-off to see who had the cuter pooch. Chris, you know I love you, but a Boxer puppy will always trump. [...]


  47. Qingtian Says:

    So what is the final outcome now? is it a tight? Bailey, my sympathetic vote goes to Bailey.:-)

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