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Looking in my old yearbook, I found it fascinating who was chosen “Most likely to succeed”, “Best Couple”, or “Class Clown” (BTW- that was me in Jr. High) . Seems a lot of it was pretty much right on. The only thing I didn’t like about it is that on clique had editorial control on these lists. Ever since then, I’ve wanted to be the guy who makes the list.
Well, I just decided today that I AM gonna be that guy.
In the next few days, I’ll be developing the SEO Superlatives list. Yearbook style, with a male and female winner in each non-couple, non-group category.
I’ll open up nominations a day or so after all the categories are chosen. I need *your* help to generate the categories *you* would find the most interesting / entertaining / stupid, whatever. I think this will be pretty fun!
So far I have the following categories earmarked:
Newly added superlatives! (from awesome commenters)
Please add any other superlatives you would like to see on this list in a comment below so I can get this thing rocking! Nominees will obviously get those clean links and stuff, and winners get a lil mo’
Hook it up, add your ideas below!
Tags: Best SEO Blogger, Best SEO Conference, Best Smile, Chris, Chris Hooley, Conference Clown, Hooley, Most Athletic SEO, SEO Conference Clown, SEO Couple, SEO Flirt, SEO Most Likely to Succeed, SEO Party Animal, SEO Social Media Addict, SEO Superlatives, Smartest SEO, Social Media Addict
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pratt Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Hmmm, how about:
Best SEO Conference Speaker
Best SEO You’ve Never Heard Of
Most Creative SEO
Cygnus Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Most Likely To Be Banned
V1@gr.A Saleman Of The Year
Cutt’s Pet
Chris Hooley Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Hell yeah guys, putting them on the list fo sho! Keep ‘em coming!
Dave Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Biggest Google Fanboy
Least likely to date Hooley (ha haha)
Best technical SEO
Top Linkbaiter
SEO with the biggest PageRank ;0)
…. lol… ok, just being silly now…
Zak Nicola Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Well looking at my last year book, you are missing a “Best Dressed SEO” “Best SEO Hair” and “Biggest SEO Nerd”
Melanie Nathan Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Here’s a couple:
Best Dressed SEO (i.e. most fashionable)
Best SEO Nickname/Handle
This is gonna be fun :)
Spleep1 Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Most fiery SEO
Best dressed SEO
SEO most likely to become president
Spleep1 ;P
Lisa Barone Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of The Bar
Most Likely To Close The Bar
The SEO You’d Be Most Afraid To Bring Home to Mom
Best Up and Coming SEO
Most Feared
Michael VanDeMar Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I already know my nomination for SEO Social Media Addict. :D
Chris, why don’t you use some form of Subscribe to comments on here?
Lisa Barone Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I want to counter Dave’s and offer up MOST Likely to Date Hooley :)
Chris Hooley Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
These suggestions are AWESOME!
@Micheal - I dunno, never thought of it. It’s a good idea tho
Kalena Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
How about:
Mr / Ms Congeniality?
Most Likely to Start an Argument
Most Likely to Win an Argument (even if they’re wrong!)
Best Fence Sitter
Best Tweeter
David Temple Says:
June 20th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Great idea, if you come up with enough titles, everybody can win ;).
Nosiest SEO
Snarkiest SEO
Most Traveled SEO
Best Ranter SEO
Most Networked SEO
Best SEO Hater
Most Sharing/Giving SEO
elisabeth osmeloski Says:
June 20th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
can i sign up to help you judge the nominees? I figure that may help me stay off a couple lists I don’t want to be on;)
Chris Hooley Says:
June 20th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Hell yeah you can! I should have something for Monday, since I plan on drinking and relaxing and not blogging for the rest of the weekend :-)
SexySEO Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
The richest SEO
Web 3.0 SEO
SEO avant-gardist
Sean Maguire Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Best Blackhat SEO
Best SEO News
Most Spamtastic SEO
DazzlinDonna Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
SEO With Biggest/Shiniest Tin Foil Hat
john Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Dooshiest SEO
Melanie Phung Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Best SEO Named Melanie? (I might come in second or third!)
Gab Goldenberg Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Few nominees:
Best up n comer - Ann Smarty, seosmarty.com
Viagra - slightlyshadyseo.com
Most giving - slightly ….
Best conference speaker - Michael Gray, for his give it up piece and for his funny analogy of sculpting pagerank to air conditioning your mailbox.
Most creative - I think yours truly has come up with a few innovative tactics this year that qualify me. Proposals on social media analytics, disguising paid links as adsense to go under the radar, cloning expired sites to ‘unbreak’ the links to them, considering your “distribution” to project how effective a content-based link strategy will be and more, ..
Also, for SEO party animal, I imitated your drinkbait and got dressed up as a cop arresting people for paid drink spam at smx west, in the middle of the whole paid link shouting match in the community… FUn times, and it’s all on Flickr ;)
SnoopBloggyBlog Says:
June 25th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Jon HEINL Rules! No Snoop in best handle!?!?!? What the shit?
Darren Slatten Says:
June 25th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Who’s in charge of the nominations up in this bitch? I get nominated for “Noisiest SEO” and “SEO Conference Clown”… but not for “Smartest SEO” and not for “Biggest SEO Douchebag”? What the fuck kind of show you runnin’ here, Hooley?
Chris Hooley Says:
June 25th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Darren @ Snoop, you guys missed your chance to nominate yourselves! You shoulda been here yesterday and last week!
jaybol Says:
June 25th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
female seo who is most likely really a man (aka crossdresser).
on second thought that might get really offensive…although i know of a few on my IM list that go back and forth between calling me sir, dude, and sweetie that scream out “shared account!”
Chris Hooley Says:
June 25th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
lol
johnny Says:
June 26th, 2008 at 9:50 am
should have had ‘best SEO fight’ in there too. you should have seen martinez and fishkin have a go at each other in the comments of one of martinez’s posts. amazing.
searchbuzz Says:
June 26th, 2008 at 10:40 am
SEO with the biggest potty mouth! (most likely to resemble a sailor!)
paisley Says:
June 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Person most likely to actually punch Dave Pasternack in the face at a conference IF they went to a conference..
i nominate - me!