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Get Inside the Head of a Crazy Search Marketing Dude… THEN GET OUT!
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Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gay dudes) I know you where disappointed that I found a hot babe and can no longer be auctioned off. BUT I have some great news… WIN A DATE WITH AN SEO IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!
The SEO who most resembles k-Fed:

has agreed to take my place and deliver an amazing night to the lucky winner. He’s single, he’s hot, he’s Rockyfied, his douche factor is even LOWER THAN MINE.
Ok maybe not. But at least he looks HOT taking a self pic in his boxers next to his half eaten taco bell, eh ladies?
This is not a joke, Joe really agreed to do the contest. Really. I bet you were wishing it was Cameron or Guillaume.

And as an added bonus, I have decided to be the main camera man to capture the antics!
Oh man this is gonna be good!!! Comment with all your questions, concerns, ideas, and just to show JOE some love. Because who knows, you might just be the lucky guy girl who wins a date with this handsome SEO cowboy!
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Rebecca Kelley Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I think it’s pretty sweet that my beautiful, gorgeous face didn’t get graffiti’d in that photo.
Also, if Joe Whyte is planning on wining and dining his date at Taco Bell then he’s gonna have ladies lining up around the block to win a date with him. Chalupas FTW!
Skorp Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Dude. Is that a bottle of antibiotics next to the half-eaten Taco Bell? Sick….
Jon Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
OOOOOOOH!!!!
I want to win a date with Joe!!!
Joe Whyte Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
NO your a guy dude!!!
NO GUYS ALLOWED!!
Chris Hooley Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
actually, guys are allowed Joe. Sorry!
Jenny Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
The girls here at TLB wanna play….
Joe Whyte Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
OOOHhhhhhh Helllla naaaaa.
NO GUYS ALLOWED. I LIKE WOMEN. I HAVE BEEN TOM FOOLERIED
Lisa Barone Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Um, whatever. I think I should get credit for suggesting this whole idea in the first place!
Chris Hooley Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
You get the credit babe! IT WAS LISA’S IDEA!
Tamar Weinberg Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
That’s because Lisa wants him!!!!
Sarah Benmaza Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Jo really needs a girlfriend who can take care of him and interior decoration.. See the interior decoration of his room…
Joe Whyte Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
then bring more traffic to this page
ashwin Says:
July 15th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Haha thats funny!!!
Rae Says:
July 15th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
How old is Joe? Cause, that REALLY makes a difference as to whether or not I enter. LMAO!!
Rae Says:
July 15th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Oh, and if I win the date, since Lisa wants him… the date sooooo has to start off by leaving her in a lobby before we go.
Joe Whyte Says:
July 15th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
I’m 26
Joe Whyte Says:
July 16th, 2007 at 10:44 am
I am entering myself into this contest chris!!!
I am driving traffic to this post like crazy today.
Joe
KrazyKorean Says:
July 16th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Does this Joe Whyte Like Korean Boys?
Rae Says:
July 16th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Well, that puts me out ;-) - I’ll still give this some link love today though ;-)
Lisa Barone Says:
July 16th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Whatever, Rae, don’t pretend Joe’s age has anything to do with why you won’t date him. We all know you better than that. :P
Rae Says:
July 17th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Dude, I’ve sworn off little boys under 28 ;-)
Jenny Says:
July 19th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Can a pregnant girl win? LOL…
Snoop Bloggy Blog Says:
July 19th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Back off, He’s ALL mine!! I’m going to win this shit.
Lisa Ditlefsen Says:
July 25th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
ha ha I love the bed photo….classy…
ohh can you bring him over to London for the date?
Micheal Says:
July 26th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Hey…Joe’s got good teeth! Is he coming to SES??
Janet Says:
July 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Is he still waiting for a date? lol
Marielle Whyte Says:
August 19th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Wow, win a date with Joe Whyte?!?!? Can I get on the list?? After all, I am his wife!!! No, really I am!! Can’t wait to see the antics unfold on this one….
Michelle Says:
August 21st, 2007 at 8:37 pm
EWWW GROSS…THIS GUY IS NOT SEXY AT ALL. WHAT A LOSER! IT’S REALLY SAD WHEN YOU ARE SO UGLY YOU HAVE TO RESULT TO WINNING A DATE ONLINE TO GET CHICKS. HE LOOKS LIKE MR PRETZEL WITH POT BELLY AND HAIRY NIPPLES.
I WOULD PAY NOT TO DATE THIS GUY! SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE!!!! RAH RAH RAH…SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE…RAH RAH RAH
gabs Says:
September 10th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Michelle I take it he’s not your cup of tea then ?