Get Inside the Head of a Crazy Search Marketing Dude… THEN GET OUT!

 

Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gay dudes) I know you where disappointed that I found a hot babe and can no longer be auctioned off. BUT I have some great news… WIN A DATE WITH AN SEO IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!

The SEO who most resembles k-Fed:

has agreed to take my place and deliver an amazing night to the lucky winner. He’s single, he’s hot, he’s Rockyfied, his douche factor is even LOWER THAN MINE.

Ok maybe not. But at least he looks HOT taking a self pic in his boxers next to his half eaten taco bell, eh ladies?

This is not a joke, Joe really agreed to do the contest. Really. I bet you were wishing it was Cameron or Guillaume.

And as an added bonus, I have decided to be the main camera man to capture the antics!

Oh man this is gonna be good!!! Comment with all your questions, concerns, ideas, and just to show JOE some love. Because who knows, you might just be the lucky guy girl who wins a date with this handsome SEO cowboy!

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Share and Enjoy: save to del.icio.us submit to digg furl this submit to ma.gnolia submit to RawSugar Add the BlinkList NetVous NewsVine Yahoo! MyWeb


You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

29 Responses to “WHO WANTS TO DATE AN SEO IS BACK!!”

  1. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Rebecca Kelley Says:

    I think it’s pretty sweet that my beautiful, gorgeous face didn’t get graffiti’d in that photo.

    Also, if Joe Whyte is planning on wining and dining his date at Taco Bell then he’s gonna have ladies lining up around the block to win a date with him. Chalupas FTW!

  2. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Skorp Says:

    Dude. Is that a bottle of antibiotics next to the half-eaten Taco Bell? Sick….

  3. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Jon Says:

    OOOOOOOH!!!!

    I want to win a date with Joe!!!

  4. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Joe Whyte Says:

    NO your a guy dude!!!

    NO GUYS ALLOWED!!

  5. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Chris Hooley Says:

    actually, guys are allowed Joe. Sorry!

  6. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Jenny Says:

    The girls here at TLB wanna play….

  7. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Joe Whyte Says:

    OOOHhhhhhh Helllla naaaaa.

    NO GUYS ALLOWED. I LIKE WOMEN. I HAVE BEEN TOM FOOLERIED

  8. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Lisa Barone Says:

    Um, whatever. I think I should get credit for suggesting this whole idea in the first place!

  9. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Chris Hooley Says:

    You get the credit babe! IT WAS LISA’S IDEA!

  10. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Tamar Weinberg Says:

    That’s because Lisa wants him!!!!

  11. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Sarah Benmaza Says:

    Jo really needs a girlfriend who can take care of him and interior decoration.. See the interior decoration of his room…

  12. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Joe Whyte Says:

    then bring more traffic to this page

  13. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    ashwin Says:

    Haha thats funny!!!

  14. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Rae Says:

    How old is Joe? Cause, that REALLY makes a difference as to whether or not I enter. LMAO!!

  15. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Rae Says:

    Oh, and if I win the date, since Lisa wants him… the date sooooo has to start off by leaving her in a lobby before we go.

  16. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Joe Whyte Says:

    I’m 26

  17. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Joe Whyte Says:

    I am entering myself into this contest chris!!!

    I am driving traffic to this post like crazy today.

    Joe

  18. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    KrazyKorean Says:

    Does this Joe Whyte Like Korean Boys?

  19. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Rae Says:

    Well, that puts me out ;-) - I’ll still give this some link love today though ;-)

  20. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Lisa Barone Says:

    Whatever, Rae, don’t pretend Joe’s age has anything to do with why you won’t date him. We all know you better than that. :P

  21. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Rae Says:

    Dude, I’ve sworn off little boys under 28 ;-)

  22. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Jenny Says:

    Can a pregnant girl win? LOL…

  23. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Snoop Bloggy Blog Says:

    Back off, He’s ALL mine!! I’m going to win this shit.

  24. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Lisa Ditlefsen Says:

    ha ha I love the bed photo….classy…

    ohh can you bring him over to London for the date?

  25. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Micheal Says:

    Hey…Joe’s got good teeth! Is he coming to SES??

  26. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Janet Says:

    Is he still waiting for a date? lol

  27. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Marielle Whyte Says:

    Wow, win a date with Joe Whyte?!?!? Can I get on the list?? After all, I am his wife!!! No, really I am!! Can’t wait to see the antics unfold on this one….

  28. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    Michelle Says:

    EWWW GROSS…THIS GUY IS NOT SEXY AT ALL. WHAT A LOSER! IT’S REALLY SAD WHEN YOU ARE SO UGLY YOU HAVE TO RESULT TO WINNING A DATE ONLINE TO GET CHICKS. HE LOOKS LIKE MR PRETZEL WITH POT BELLY AND HAIRY NIPPLES.

    I WOULD PAY NOT TO DATE THIS GUY! SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE!!!! RAH RAH RAH…SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE…RAH RAH RAH

  29. See my profile on MyBlogLog.com!
    gabs Says:

    Michelle I take it he’s not your cup of tea then ?

Leave a Reply




Chris Hooley’s -ThinkBait- is powered by WordPress
This is copyrighted stuff. You can't steal it unless you are a jerk. If you like it, send traffic to it.