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Interviews with elite SEOs are a great way to get traffic and recognition if you are an SEO blogger. Being the attention whore I am, I decided that I would jump in and do one of those interviews myself. But I needed to find an SEO awesome enough. Rand Fishkin, Danny Sullivan, Quadzilla, Greg Boser; none of them made the cut. I needed the ULTIMATE SEO CELEBRITY.
So I chose myself.
Chris, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule of whoring MyBlogLog to answer some questions. How ’bout we start by telling my readers a bit about yourself?
Well Chris, I was born awesome. I popped out with a fat blind directory network and a Mac wearing a sleeveless shirt.
You were born with clothes on?
You betcha Chris. Spandex and a sleeveless shirt.
Sleeveless?
Yeah.
Cool. What was the first thing you remember doing that was web related?
First thing I did was flop open my cellie and sold a start up I was working on since the second trimester. Then my moms tried to feed me, I was like “Damn, you’re my moms! Put those things away” and I cracked a brew.
In the hospital?
Yeah.
Cool. So what makes you think you are God’s Gift to SEO?
I pwn the domain, quit hounding me honkie.
Say w0rd?
w0rd.
Cool. So recently you have been stirring the pot a bit in the SEO industry. What do you attribute your recent successes to?
Well Chris, I think the recent attention is because I am awesome.
Is that why so many chicks want you?
Probably. That and my money.
You make a lotta dough?
Tons. I drive a fast car too.
Cool. I have to admit, this interview is riveting.
Before you ask, it’s huge.
Cool. Let’s move on then. What would you say your best SEO trick is?
Well Chris, since people cannot possibly deny my awesome, I simply think about sites I want links from. And if there are girls anywhere in a certain organization I look at them.
Look at them?
Yeah.
What does that do?
Makes em link to my sites. I can’t explain it, it just happens. I’m like the Fonzi of SEO.
Say w0rd?
w0rd.
Cool. That’s a neat trick. What about the dudes?
Hey shut up man.
Sorry. I mean how do you get the DUDES to link to you?
I drink a lotta beer with them and tell fart jokes at classy restaurants.
That works?
Sometimes. Once or twice. Ok not yet but I believe in the system.
Cool. This is going well.
Hell yeah it is. I just made like 14 bucks on adsense beyatch!
Since we started this interview?
No since November.
Cool. That’s good I think.
I used to be able to dunk and freestyle rap.
I thought you were supposed to wait for me to ask you a question.
Oh yeah sorry I just wanted everybody to know that.
Cool. So how much do you bench?
A wicked lot man, a wicked lot.
Cool. You wanna go get a beer and play Xbox, or talk about SEO some more?
Please fool… Beer me.
Ok that went well. I gotta admit, you convinced me. You are pretty awesome. SEOs betta recognize.
And link to my shit.
Cool.
Cool.
*Chris walks off into the sunset with “You’re the Best” from Karate Kid blasting in the background.*
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Dale Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 2:48 am
Lollerskates!! Too funny!
Pete Wailes Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 3:23 am
w0rd. Too funny dude!
Justin Khoury Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 3:24 am
Definitely a fun read. :P
kelvin newman Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 3:44 am
you are officially a nut job
in a good way mind
markus941 Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 7:53 am
Haha. That is some funny funny shaiz.
“You’re the Best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own.”
That was the theme song 2 weeks ago at one of my best friend’s bachelor’s party in Vegas. Serendipity dude. Seren muthaf**king dippity!
Jeff Dempsey Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 8:45 am
You said this “I was born awesome. I popped out with a fat blind directory network and a Mac wearing a sleeveless shirt.” When I was born I delivered myself and came out clean wearing a suit holding a gun and a hooker. Life has been great since…
Karl Ribas Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Wow… that’s one of the funniest posts I’ve read in a long time man. Thanks for the laughs!
John Wesley Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Well….its original.
PPC Guy Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 9:59 am
This will definitely be an interview to remember.
Leonard Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 11:36 am
I know you are funny, but this post is da bomb!
veronica Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
HAHAHHAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHHA…that hilarious…you are “the fonz” of seo
imnotadoctor Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
It has to be Friday!
Lisa Barone Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
This post has Friday Recap-linkbait written all over it.
agerhart Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Classic dude. You should have said “I piss excellence”. :)
Joe Whyte Says:
January 26th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
LOL.. virtual high five!!! smack!!!
BTW we both got a nice mention from aaron walls today on seobook.com
http://www.seobook.com/archives/002009.shtml
andrew wee Says:
January 27th, 2007 at 3:15 am
If SEM doesnt work for you, there’s always standup, dude…
woot!
Nate W. Says:
January 27th, 2007 at 5:28 am
A funny guy, eh?
Lee Odden Says:
January 27th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Absolutely hilarious!
David Temple Says:
January 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
I think your interviewing skills suck. No hard hitting questions about Chris getting caught with his pants down or the time he…. oh I better not say. C’mon those were softball questions. And what’s with the “cool” response to everything. You suck sucka but Chris’ answers were awesome!
Laura Says:
January 28th, 2007 at 9:59 am
OMG, that was so freakin’ funny. LOVED IT. I know I can always come here for a good laugh.
Keep it up! :)
Laura
noah kagan Says:
January 28th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Amazing interview! I need to get one of those done.
chris Says:
January 29th, 2007 at 9:10 am
good stuff chris. i’m surprised you didn’t beat up the interviewer. ;)
Chris Hooley Says:
January 29th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Yeah I was thinking about it. That wussy got off easy if you ask me.
Dave Pye Says:
January 29th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Us Boston SEOs gotta stick together. Great post.
joshua strebel Says:
January 29th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
>You make a lotta dough?
>Tons. I drive a fast car too.
Your bimmer is a bucket. Come to the dark side and learn the true power of the force.
Rae Says:
January 31st, 2007 at 7:32 am
Fuck dude… I heart you… but not in a way that would make your huge boobed, air-headed, giggly future girlfriend try and kick my ass (at which point, I suggest we have a beer and watch as she tries to remember what she was doing). ;-)
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October 7th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Kinda genius. Or Kinda crazy. It’s a toss up. Both I think. Either way, I’m clicking my Delicious button thingy.
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Eric Lander Says:
February 18th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Just wasted 3 minutes and 3 seconds of my life watching that Karate Kid clip.
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inkodeR Says:
February 28th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Freakin best SEO interview ever.
Period.
Kyle \m/ Says:
July 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
LOVED the KK reference!