Yahoo! wants a brand like Google has, but often fall short of delivering what makes it happen.  Spending a few million with them doesn’t get me into the exclusive club of invited guests.  Even the guy working the booth laughed at me when I said “Hey, can I come to the Yahoo! party?  I’m a multimillion dollar advertiser for you guys!” he replied “How many per month?”  What am I a loser?

Funny.  Real funny…

Well Yahoo! booth guy, here are 10 reasons why your party sucked big time. Enjoy.

  1. I wasn’t invited
  2. Everybody else was

Ok I only had two good reasons.  But I can say this: The Google party rocked way harder anyways.  Free drinks for everybody, now THAT‘s how to build a community.

I guess I can pretty much scratch my name off any list for future Yahoo! parties.  Oh well, I wouldn’t have been invited anyways.

That will be all.